STALKING YOU

petewanks:

if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head 

(Source: petewanks, via sorry)

whorville:

Cannibals may seem nice but they’re just trying to butter you up

(via nonikachu)

simplypotterheads:

I like how all of these 11-17 year olds are just going to school with vampires and werewolves and giant spiders and vicious three-headed dogs in their backyard, yet they need a permission slip with an iron-clad parent/guardian signature to go have a harmless butterbeer at the nearby wizarding village. 

Okay, Hogwarts. Okay.

(via fydollapenisho)

jessajohansson:

i didn’t understand the hype about wearing leggings as pants until i started wearing leggings as pants and now there’s no going back

(Source: daeneryus, via fishtailz)