I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
(via snackpac)
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
(via daat-ass)
if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
if you stopped it in a test
at the last minute
just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
that would be a good idea tooIf you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that
no thats illegal
(via confusecl)
marble sculptures are one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever seen i mean
that’s stone and someone made it look transparent
do you see that fabric?
do you see that fluffy pillow?
do you see that anatomy and those humans muscles?
no you do not because that’s all fucking marble
(via iwillmindfuckyou)
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
