STALKING YOU

jonasbrothers:

pretty sure that’s a prosthetic 

pau1y:

what if 911 called you

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super-wolves:

google street view is the best, example:

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seriousjones:

when someone at my 4th of july barbeque tries to stop me from fitting another firecracker into my ass

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townsvillain:

pesterlogs:

calm the F down

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hentai1080p:

when the back of my neck gets tickled
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fortheloveofotps:

sqvad:

pansoph:

pansoph:

i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere 

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i’m pissing myself

jesus christ

jesus crust

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