STALKING YOU

macarena-of-time:

turn ons: free shipping

(via secret-lamp)

nippletowns:

when u go out to eat with ur friends and have no money

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(Source: dveon, via nvrlsyrflms)

neptunain:

just girly things: FUCKING BOOB ITCHES THAT NEVER GO AWAY

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yesimbeyonce:

Remember when my blog was shitty?

Yeah neither do I

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littners:

when you like someone more than they like you

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thebiggestnerd:

So, real talk for a second guys

If you ever accidentally call 911, DON’T HANG UP.  Stay on the line and tell the calltaker that you accidentally dialed.  When you hang up, we either have to call you back or send out police which takes up valuable resources and wastes money.  A simple “It was an accident” is all we need and everyone goes about their life much better

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heckannoying:

listening to music in your room like

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jesuschristvevo:

tits-clits-and-tayl0rswift:

jesuschristvevo:

are u printed on a popsicle stick? bc ur a joke

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can’t handle these.

your url is making me nervous

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santanist:

tripped and fell in my heelys jesus take the wheelys

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liamdryden:

commiepumpkin:

Why is no one freaking out over Mater from Cars? The guy lives in a junkyard full of car parts… which wouldn’t be that bad if he didn’t exist in a universe of talking cars

He sleeps surrounded by discarded organs and hollowed out corpses

The Cars universe is so fucked up if you give it more than twenty seconds of thought

(via theblackship)